Astro News. Dare we forget?
DO YOU REMEMBER the ASTRO NEWS?
Well, it was the first tabloid to report that the Duke of WYLIE HALL’s only son WAGNER had been kidnapped was being held captive at a secret location on HILL FIFTY FOUR! Rescue attempts by Soldiers of Fortune from CAPETOWN NOIR to PUNTA ARENAS were unsuccessful. Among the many who succumbed to WHITELINE FEVER in the process was the WILD ONE, a GOTHIC.
Eventually a JET EXPLORER saved the day. Although he tried to RUN FOR IT the SHOGUNNAR’s fate was SEALed in the HEAVY METAL exchange that followed!
After rescuing the Duke’s son, POMODORO took off in the E-JET and a few hours later our LOVE STRUCK hero was celebrating (as if he had NO WORRIES) by doing a TRIBAL DANCE!
Contributed by Anand-Jay
